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Reblogged from rachelkiley

suchprocrastination:

calzonastories:

rachelkiley:

What happens to Disney princesses after happily ever after.

This is amazing.

I can’t get over how amazing his timing is.

While I agree his timing is amazing, I can’t get over

“Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy?
Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?”

(via kiraikangee)


Reblogged from shsluckomaeda
jackstroubleinatanktop: morristibbs: im laghing so hard at this i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr

jackstroubleinatanktop:

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr

(Source: shsluckomaeda, via you-reeverythingiwant)


Reblogged from homestuckmofo
the-absolute-funniest-posts: homestuckmofo: I was trying not to look at him cause I didn’t want him to go away

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

homestuckmofo:

I was trying not to look at him cause I didn’t want him to go away

(via you-reeverythingiwant)


Reblogged from ironelk

We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.

image

(Source: ironelk, via hungaryoak)


Reblogged from superlouis

movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there

(Source: superlouis, via tyleroakley)


Reblogged from katnissyo
peetafied: my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t

peetafied:

my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t

(Source: katnissyo, via you-reeverythingiwant)


Reblogged from alicemariaxo

(Source: alicemariaxo, via tradingmymistakes)


Reblogged from vaiseys

gisbourne:

That is definitely not the message this show is sending

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Reblogged from flirtykurty

flirtykurty:

OH MY GOD MY MOM WAS USING HER EMAIL ON MY COMPUTER AND SHE’S HOPELESS AT COMPUTERS AND SHE MINIMIZED HER EMAIL BY ACCIDENT AND SAW MY KINDLE WINDOW OPEN WITH REALLY REALLY EXPLICIT SUPERNATURAL GAY FANFICTION (DESTIEL IF YOU WERE WONDERING)

I WALK IN AND SHE’S BLUSHING AND SHE GOES “I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED MAKENNA GET ME BACK” 

I BLAMED IT ON HER I SAID OH MY GOD MOM WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! WHAT SORT OF THINGS ARE YOU READING MOM?! AND SHE BOUGHT IT

(via kiraikangee)


Reblogged from ghostgif

rodneykong:

ghostgif:

98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party 

yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars

(via kiraikangee)


Reblogged from hitlervevo

hitlervevo:

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

i hate this site

(via kiraikangee)



Reblogged from fartgallery
fartgallery: silver-the-little-monster: fartgallery: just bought a bunch of condoms cause i am plan to do a lot of the sex 2nite! Those are balloons. I couldn’t decide on one response so here are a bunch of them: talk about a blow job im going to have to inflate first hopefully I dont burst early the balloon wont be the only thing kept off the ground theres a party in my pants i might have to pump it a little first im gonna have pop-pop haha yeah

fartgallery:

silver-the-little-monster:

fartgallery:

just bought a bunch of condoms cause i am plan to do a lot of the sex 2nite!

Those are balloons.

I couldn’t decide on one response so here are a bunch of them:

  • talk about a blow job
  • im going to have to inflate first
  • hopefully I dont burst early
  • the balloon wont be the only thing kept off the ground
  • theres a party in my pants
  • i might have to pump it a little first
  • im gonna have pop-pop
  • haha yeah

(via kiraikangee)


Reblogged from foreveralone-lyguy

foreveralone-lyguy:

If I was famous I’d just take pictures of the paparazzi

(via unleashthedream)


Reblogged from mrcraabs

uzumakikakashi1348:

drinkindarkwhiskey:

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

mrcraabs:

imagine if you could screenshot real life

camera

that thing you’re talking about is a camera

guys maybe it’s time we go outside.

After this episode.

(via unleashthedream)


Reblogged from foxfactor

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